Prep Your Eggs: Carefully slice the top third off each large hollow chocolate egg using a warm knife (heat under hot water and wipe dry). Save these tops if you want to create lids. If any edges are uneven, gently smooth them with your finger or the warm knife.
Shell Reinforcement: Check your chocolate shells for any small cracks or thin spots. Use a small amount of melted chocolate to patch these up from the inside. Let set for 10 minutes in the refrigerator. (Trust me, chocolate cheesecake soup on your Easter tablecloth is NOT the vibe we're going for.)
Whip It Good: In a large bowl, beat the softened cream cheese until smooth and fluffy. Add the powdered sugar, vanilla extract, and lemon juice, continuing to beat until completely incorporated. Feeling stressed? Just imagine the cream cheese is whatever's been annoying you lately.
Chocolate Magic: Fold in the melted and cooled white chocolate. Make sure it's actually cooled – hot chocolate will turn your beautiful cheesecake into a sad, melty mess.
Cloud-Like Texture: Gently fold in the whipped cream until just combined. Be gentle! We're looking for light and airy, not dense and deflated. Think "folding a cloud" not "mixing cement."
Fill 'Em Up: Spoon or pipe the cheesecake mixture into each chocolate shell, filling to just below the rim. Smooth the tops with the back of a spoon. Refrigerate for at least 4 hours, but overnight is even better.
Decoration Station: When ready to serve, drizzle melted chocolate over the tops in zigzag patterns. Sprinkle with chocolate shavings, then arrange colorful mini eggs on top. Place a chocolate bunny on one side of each egg for that ultimate Easter cuteness factor.