Chill your meat. Work with cold ground pork straight from the refrigerator – this helps the fat stay intact for juicier sausage.
Mix your spice blend. In a small bowl, combine all the dry seasonings: sage, salt, pepper, thyme, rosemary, brown sugar, red pepper flakes, nutmeg, and cloves. This ensures even distribution without overworking the meat.
Combine everything. Place the ground pork in a large bowl. Sprinkle the spice mixture evenly over the meat. If using maple syrup, drizzle it over. Add the ice water (this helps maintain moisture).
Mix gently. Using clean hands (the best tools you own), mix everything just until combined. Don't squeeze or overwork the meat – that leads to tough sausage. Think of it as gently coaxing the ingredients together rather than giving the meat an aggressive deep-tissue massage.
Form a test patty. Take a small amount of the mixture and form a thin patty about 2-3 inches in diameter. The mixture should hold together but still feel somewhat loose.
Cook your test patty. Heat a skillet over medium heat with a touch of oil. Cook the test patty for about 3 minutes per side until browned and cooked through. Taste it! This is your chance to adjust seasonings before committing to the whole batch.
Adjust seasonings if needed. Too bland? Add more salt or spices. Not sweet enough? Add a bit more brown sugar or maple syrup. Mix gently again.
Form the patties. Divide the mixture into 12 equal portions. Form each into a patty about 3 inches wide and 1/2 inch thick. Make a slight depression in the center with your thumb – this prevents the patty from puffing up in the middle.
Cook the patties. Heat your skillet over medium heat. Add a bit of oil, then cook patties in batches (don't crowd the pan) for about 3-4 minutes per side until nicely browned and cooked through to 160°F.
Drain briefly on paper towels before serving hot with your favorite breakfast fixings.