Preheat your oven to 425°F (220°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper to avoid a scrubbing marathon later.
Wash and peel your carrots. If they're thick, slice them lengthwise; if they're skinny, leave them whole for dramatic effect. Cut them to roughly the same size so they cook evenly and nobody gets stuck with a raw carrot chunk.
In a small bowl, whisk together the olive oil, hot honey, Dijon mustard, minced garlic, paprika, salt, and pepper until they form a smooth, dreamy glaze.
Place the carrots on your prepared baking sheet and drizzle with this magical concoction. Toss them around to ensure each carrot is thoroughly coated. Spread them out in a single layer – they need personal space to caramelize properly.
Sprinkle the thyme leaves over the coated carrots.
Roast for 15-20 minutes, giving them a stir halfway through, until they're tender enough to pierce easily with a fork but still have a bit of bite to them. Nobody wants mushy carrots.
Remove from the oven when they're nicely caramelized at the edges and looking irresistible.
Transfer to a serving dish, garnish with fresh parsley if you're feeling extra, and drizzle with a little more hot honey for that final punch of sweet heat.