Optional but recommended step: Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add a tiny splash of oil, then brown the sausages for about 2-3 minutes on each side. You're not trying to cook them through—just getting that gorgeous caramelized exterior. This adds SO much flavor, but if you're in a rush-out-the-door morning panic, you can skip it.
Prep your slow cooker by spraying it lightly with cooking spray or using a slow cooker liner (for those who hate doing dishes with a passion).
Layer in your vegetables – start with onions, carrots, celery, bell peppers, and garlic.
Place the browned (or unbrowned) sausages on top of the vegetable layer.
In a bowl or large measuring cup, mix together the tomato paste, diced tomatoes, stock, Worcestershire sauce, and dried herbs. Season with salt and pepper, then pour this mixture over everything in the slow cooker.
Tuck in the bay leaves, put the lid on, and set your slow cooker to LOW for 7-8 hours or HIGH for 3-4 hours. Now walk away and live your life!
About 30 minutes before serving, check the consistency. If you'd like a thicker sauce, stir in the cornstarch slurry, replace the lid, and cook on HIGH for the remaining time.
Fish out the bay leaves (nobody wants to bite into those), taste and adjust seasoning if needed, then sprinkle with fresh parsley before serving.