Prepare your pineapple by cutting it into chunks if using fresh, or drain canned pineapple while reserving some juice for the recipe.
Add pineapple chunks and pineapple juice to your blender, making sure there’s enough liquid to help the blending process start smoothly.
Add coconut cream and cream of coconut to the blender, scraping the containers well to get all of the thick, creamy goodness.
Pour in your sweetener starting with less than you think you need—you can always add more after tasting.
Add ice cubes and secure the blender lid tightly to prevent any tropical explosions in your kitchen.
Blend on high speed for 30-45 seconds until completely smooth and no ice chunks remain. The mixture should have a thick, slushy consistency.
Taste and adjust sweetness or thickness by adding more sweetener or ice as needed.
Pour immediately into chilled glasses for the best texture and temperature.
Garnish with pineapple slices and cherries, adding colorful straws or umbrellas for that authentic tropical presentation.